Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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