hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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