Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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