When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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