he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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