You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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