You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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