the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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