I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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