Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have post one night stand depression
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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