He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
a search helicopter?!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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