just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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