so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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