that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
