Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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