I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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