3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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