Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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