I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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