'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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