So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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