I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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