normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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