susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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