This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Randomize
