So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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