Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Mom said you looked used
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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