Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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