elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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