In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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