we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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