Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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