ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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