Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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