Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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