If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize