Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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