I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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