Porn is love you can see.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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