i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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