Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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