I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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