Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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