Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
