I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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