How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Of course I have a pirate flag
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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