He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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