dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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