I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My bed smells like the plague
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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