She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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