Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
dude. I can hear the air.
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