Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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