I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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