her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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