I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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