I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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