I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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