Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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